90 from the 90's

Friday I decided that
I wanted to be
nice

I figured
it's easier
to be a dick
than to be
nice, so I would just pratice a little.

Anyway, I'm at a
bar
smoking my cigarette
Drinking my beer
And my buddy
asks me
why I'm being so
quiet.

I told him that I
took a Vow of Kindness

"Dude that's so much bullshit,
Why don't you
just
be yourself?"

okay.

"Go fuck yourself, Josh."

I guess that was the end of that.